The Life and Times of a Bored College Student

forestrabbit:

newdcd:

mashymre:

THE BEST PART ABOUT WII FIT GIRL BEING IN THE NE WSMASH BROS IS THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIP HER WITH OTHER CHARACTERS

PEOPLE WILL WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE WII FIT TRAINER

TRULY THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE ALIVE

“Ah. Link. What are we going to do on the bed.” said Wii Fit Trainer with her forever-deadpan voice.

“HYAAA HYEEH YAAAAAH” Link replied enthusiastically. 

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

I’m so fed up of my step-mom, she can be so quick to make judgements and would it kill you to be a bit more laid back, yes I forget to do small things, a lot I’m a forgetful person I am quite aware but get off of my ass about it all the time, and also I’m tired of her whole passive-aggressive thing to, it leaves me paranoid that she’s mad about me 24/and this is why I prefer living at fucking college

stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

that is a terrifying thought

improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

how

can you not 

love

this ridiculous

amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

(Source: thatstupidoldbloog)